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Any Time You See Anything Big and Working Well, You Want To Take It Over

Not Winston Churchill — an unverified anecdote, first traced to 1958 Unknown
Attribution status: Disputed Reuse status: In copyright

There is no contemporary record of Churchill saying this. The earliest trace Quote Investigator ↗ found is a private letter of 22 December 1958 from Dean Acheson to Felix Frankfurter, and even that is third-hand: Acheson had it from the journalists Scotty Reston and Stewart Alsop, who were relaying a story told by Hubert Humphrey. In that version the target is Clement Attlee and the wording is different — “whenever you see a means of production in good working order you want to nationalize it”. The wording on this page first appears in 1965, in the broadcasting executive Harry Bannister’s memoir, where the man at the other end of the washroom is not Attlee but the Labour politician Emanuel Shinwell. The Churchill quotation scholar Richard M. Langworth places the anecdote in the “Red Herrings: False Attributions” appendix of Churchill By Himself and gives the verdict “Apocryphal Churchill”.

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“Any Time You See Anything Big and Working Well, You Want To Take It Over” Not verified as Winston Churchill. The House of Commons washroom anecdote has no contemporary record: the earliest trace is a third-hand letter from Dean Acheson dated 22 December 1958, and this wording first appears in Harry Bannister’s memoir The Education of a Broadcaster (1965), where the other man is Emanuel Shinwell rather than Clement Attlee. Churchill scholar Richard M. Langworth files it under "Red Herrings: False Attributions" — verdict: apocryphal Churchill. · Verbatim: “I don’t take chances, Mannie. I know you. Any time you see anything big and working well, you want to take it over.”

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Provenance

The source

Earliest known record
Dean Acheson to Felix Frankfurter, letter of 22 December 1958
How Acheson got it
Third-hand — from Reston and Alsop, relaying Hubert Humphrey
This wording first appears
Harry Bannister, The Education of a Broadcaster (1965), page 279
Expert verdict
“Apocryphal Churchill” — Richard M. Langworth, Churchill By Himself

One time Shinwell was in the men’s room of the House of Commons when Churchill entered. There was no one else there, but Churchill walked right by Shinwell to the farthest end. “I say, Winnie,” said Shinwell, “I hope there’s nothing personal between us.” And Churchill replied, “I don’t take chances, Mannie. I know you. Any time you see anything big and working well, you want to take it over.” Harry Bannister, The Education of a Broadcaster, 1965

The earliest appearance of this particular wording, and the version in which the other man is Emanuel Shinwell. Modern retellings almost always substitute Clement Attlee, following the older and differently-worded 1958 letter.

Quote Investigator — the 1958 to 2013 chain

How we verified this

  • The earliest instance is a letter of 22 December 1958 from Dean Acheson to Felix Frankfurter, printed in Among Friends: Personal Letters of Dean Acheson (1980). Acheson was not a witness: he had the story from Reston and Alsop, who had it from Hubert Humphrey, and his version ends “whenever you see a means of production in good working order you want to nationalize it” the 1958 letter ↗.
  • The wording quoted on this page appears in 1965, in Harry Bannister’s The Education of a Broadcaster, with Emanuel Shinwell in Attlee’s place the 1965 citation ↗.
  • The story then keeps changing. A 1979 trade journal has Attlee and “the moment you see anything big you want to nationalise it”; a 1980 Citibank newsletter replaces the washroom with a bar and a cigar, and calls the tale apocryphal in its own preface; William Manchester printed a version in 1983 whose footnote credits Sir David Pitblado, who told it to him in 1980 the later variants ↗.
  • Richard M. Langworth’s Churchill By Himself, the standard compilation, puts the anecdote in an appendix titled “Red Herrings: False Attributions”, dates the alleged remark circa 1948, notes it is “Recorded by Manchester and others, but not attributed”, and rules: “Apocryphal Churchill” Langworth’s verdict ↗.

Fact-check

The attribution problem

Nobody who told this story was in the room. The chain of transmission is unusually well documented, and every link in it is somebody repeating somebody else.

The creditWinston Churchill no source

No contemporary record, no Hansard entry, no diary. The alleged exchange is dated to the 1940s and the earliest known account is from 1958, reaching its writer through three intermediaries the 1958 letter ↗.

The expert verdictRichard M. Langworth documented

The editor of Churchill By Himself, the standard compilation of what Churchill actually said, places this in the appendix “Red Herrings: False Attributions” and rules it “Apocryphal Churchill” the entry ↗.

The other manAttlee or Shinwell drifted

The 1958 letter and most modern retellings name Clement Attlee; the 1965 memoir that carries this exact wording names Emanuel Shinwell. A story whose second character changes is a story being retold from memory both versions ↗.

The wordingNationalise, or take over later variant

The oldest version is about a “means of production in good working order” and uses “nationalize”. The looser “anything big and working well … take it over” is the 1965 form; a 1980 telling drops the washroom altogether for a bar and a cigar the variants ↗.

An unverified anecdote with no witness: earliest record a third-hand letter of December 1958, and “Apocryphal Churchill” in Langworth’s standard compilation the evidence ↗.

Context

Why it survives anyway

The joke is good, the politics are legible, and the setting is indecent enough to be memorable — which is also the standard defence of its authenticity, that a story too coarse to print would have travelled by word of mouth and left no paper trail. Quote Investigator raises that possibility fairly and then declines to lean on it, because an absence of evidence explained by an absence of evidence is not evidence.

What can be established is the shape of the thing: an anecdote that surfaces a decade or more after the event it describes, in a private letter, having passed through three tellers, and which then acquires a new second character, a new punchline and eventually a new location. That is the natural history of an invented story, not a remembered one.

Three tellers before it reached paper, and they could not agree who Churchill was talking to.

The chain of tellers

Alleged event: the House of Commons washroom, some time in the 1940s. Langworth dates the supposed remark circa 1948.

22 December 1958: Dean Acheson writes it to Felix Frankfurter, having had it from Reston and Alsop, who had it from Hubert Humphrey. Attlee; “means of production in good working order”.

1965: Harry Bannister prints the wording on this page, with Emanuel Shinwell instead of Attlee.

1979: a building-services trade journal runs an Attlee version — “the moment you see anything big you want to nationalise it”.

1980: a Citibank newsletter moves the scene to a bar and a cigar, and calls the story apocryphal in its own introduction.

1983: William Manchester includes it; his footnote credits Sir David Pitblado, who told it to him in 1980.

Langworth’s Churchill By Himself: filed under Red Herrings: False Attributions. Verdict, apocryphal.

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Why it gets pinned on Churchill

Winston Churchill

1874–1965 · British statesman, historian and Nobel laureate in Literature

Sir Winston Churchill attracts orphaned wit so reliably that the tendency has its own name — Churchillian drift. This anecdote is a particularly comfortable fit: it needs a Conservative with a gift for the crushing aside and a Labour front-bencher to aim it at, and mid-century Britain offered no better candidate. What it has never had is a witness. Every telling reaches us through at least one intermediary, and the intermediaries do not agree on who the other man was.

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The earliest documented instance (Chicago)

Bannister, Harry. The Education of a Broadcaster, 279. New York: Simon and Schuster, 1965. Earlier and differently worded: Dean Acheson to Felix Frankfurter, 22 December 1958, in Among Friends: Personal Letters of Dean Acheson, edited by David S. McLellan and David C. Acheson, 153. New York: Dodd, Mead, 1980.

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