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Quote Investigator traced the wordplay to an unnamed local joker — a “merry-andrew” — whose line was reported in a Washington newspaper in 1873, and found no instance of it anywhere in Anthony Burgess’s works. The fullest documented use belongs to the novelist Israel Zangwill, who said it in a speech at a dinner for Tolstoy’s seventieth birthday, printed in The Critic in October 1898.
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