Who really said it
I never vote for anybody. I always vote against
The first-person wording is on record as Fields’s only in Robert Lewis Taylor’s 1949 biography W. C. Fields: His Follies and Fortunes — “Hell, I never vote for anybody,” cried Fields, incensed, “I always vote against” — a biographer’s report of a remark, not anything Fields wrote. Quote Investigator ↗ traces the joke back to Tammany Hall boss Richard Croker in 1893; Mencken published a differently worded, third-person version in 1926 and opened it by disclaiming credit.
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