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I never vote for anybody. I always vote against

Not H. L. Mencken — W. C. Fields, as told by his biographer W. C. Fields
Attribution status: Disputed Reuse status: In copyright

The first-person wording is on record as Fields’s only in Robert Lewis Taylor’s 1949 biography W. C. Fields: His Follies and Fortunes — “Hell, I never vote for anybody,” cried Fields, incensed, “I always vote against” — a biographer’s report of a remark, not anything Fields wrote. Quote Investigator ↗ traces the joke back to Tammany Hall boss Richard Croker in 1893; Mencken published a differently worded, third-person version in 1926 and opened it by disclaiming credit.

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“I never vote for anybody. I always vote against” W. C. Fields, as recounted in Robert Lewis Taylor, W. C. Fields: His Follies and Fortunes (Doubleday, 1949), p. 275. Commonly misattributed to H. L. Mencken; the saying traces to Tammany Hall boss Richard Croker in 1893. · Verbatim: “Hell, I never vote for anybody … I always vote against.”

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Provenance

The book that put the wording in print

Work
W. C. Fields: His Follies and Fortunes
Author
Robert Lewis Taylor
Published
Doubleday & Company, Garden City, New York, 1949 — quote at page 275
Status
Reported speech: a biographer’s account of a remark, not Fields’s own writing

Hell, I never vote for anybody … I always vote against. Reported speech, 1949

Taylor prints it as split dialogue on page 275 — “Hell, I never vote for anybody,” cried Fields, incensed, “I always vote against.” — so the ellipsis above marks the narration removed, not a cut in Fields’s words. This is the line Quote Investigator ↗ quotes from that page. The popular form drops the opening “Hell” and tidies the punctuation; Wikiquote ↗ carries it in the past tense, as “I never voted for anybody. I always voted against.”

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Quote Investigator: the full chronology, 1893 to 1949

How the line travelled

  • 1893 — the template. An untitled filler item in the Harrisburg Telegraph of 30 October 1893 has Tammany Hall boss Richard Croker defining a mugwump as a man who always votes against somebody and never votes for anybody. This is the earliest match located by Quote Investigator ↗.
  • 1926 — what Mencken actually wrote. Notes on Democracy reads: “It was long ago observed that the plain people, under democracy, never vote for anything, but always against something.” Third person, and credited to nobody in particular. Verified in the Project Gutenberg text ↗.
  • 1930 — the first person arrives, unattributed. The Reverend Fred Alban Weil’s “Week’s Sermonette: Prejudice and Good Will” in the Statesman Journal of Salem, Oregon, 25 October 1930, page 10, quotes an unnamed voter: “I never vote for anybody, I always vote against somebody.” Nineteen years before Taylor’s book, and already almost the modern wording — located by Quote Investigator ↗.
  • 1949 — the wording attaches to Fields. Robert Lewis Taylor’s biography of Fields, page 275, prints it as dialogue: “Hell, I never vote for anybody,” cried Fields, incensed, “I always vote against.” Wikiquote ↗ lists the line under Fields, sourced to the same book.
  • The verdict. Quote Investigator ↗ concludes that Croker created the template by 1893, and that Adams and Mencken, who both used later variants, disclaimed credit.

Fact-check

Four famous names, none of them the coiner

This line is handed around between a critic, a columnist, a comedian and a president. Only one of them is documented saying it in the first person, and even he was being quoted by somebody else.

The popular creditH. L. Mencken not his wording

Mencken did publish the thought — “It was long ago observed that the plain people, under democracy, never vote for anything, but always against something” in Notes on Democracy (1926) — but it is third person, it is not the line people quote, and the opening clause hands the credit to someone else. Read the passage ↗

The wording people quoteW. C. Fields reported, not written

The first-person quip is Fields’s only as recounted by biographer Robert Lewis Taylor in 1949, after Fields’s death in 1946; no writing or transcript of Fields’s own carries it, and the same first-person form was already in print, unowned, in 1930. Quote Investigator ↗

Also creditedFranklin P. Adams disclaimed

Adams used a version in his “Conning Tower” column in 1916 and, like Mencken, disclaimed credit for it, according to Quote Investigator ↗.

Also creditedFranklin D. Roosevelt 1936 press attribution

By October 1936 a variant of the saying was being ascribed to President Roosevelt in the newspapers — the Lubbock Morning Avalanche of 6 October 1936, per Quote Investigator ↗.

The oldest documented form belongs to Tammany Hall boss Richard Croker, using it in 1893 to define a mugwump; Quote Investigator ↗ credits him with creating the template for the whole family of sayings.

Context

Why this joke keeps changing owners

The line survives because it describes something real about American elections: the negative vote. Croker used it as an insult. In his telling a mugwump — one of the Republican reformers ↗ who had bolted to Grover Cleveland in 1884 — was a man with nothing left to be for.

By the time Mencken reached for the idea it was already a commonplace, and he said so in the sentence itself. What made it quotable was the shift into the first person: not an observation about voters, but a confession by one. That form was already loose and unowned by 1930, when a Salem sermonette put it in the mouth of an anonymous voter; what Taylor’s 1949 biography did was pin it on Fields, not invent it. And it is the form that keeps landing on Mencken, whose standing as America’s great political sourpuss makes him a plausible-looking home for almost any cynical line about democracy.

Mencken’s version opens “It was long ago observed…” — he was reporting the joke, not making it.

The wider family of sayings

Quote Investigator ↗ tracks at least eight stops for this idea, including a second Croker instance in the Chicago Chronicle of 22 November 1897 and a 1930 sermonette by the Reverend Fred Alban Weil.

The same page records an earlier Mencken instance than the book: his “States’ Rights” column in the Baltimore Evening Sun of 12 October 1925, which carries the same third-person observation he later folded into Notes on Democracy.

Franklin P. Adams used a version in his “Conning Tower” column in 1916, and by October 1936 a variant was being credited in the press to President Franklin D. Roosevelt — neither of them the first-person quip people quote today.

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The comedian, not the critic

The man the wording actually belongs to

W. C. Fields

1880–1946 · American comedian, actor and juggler

Born William Claude Dukenfield, Fields worked up from vaudeville juggling to Broadway and then to film, where he built a career on the persona of a muttering, hard-drinking misanthrope who trusted no institution and few people. That persona is a magnet for lines he may never have said — he leaned into it himself with a joke campaign book, Fields for President, during the 1940 election. The voting quip reached print in 1949, after his death in 1946, in his first major biography.

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Primary source

Robert Lewis Taylor, W. C. Fields: His Follies and Fortunes (Garden City, NY: Doubleday & Company, 1949), 275. Earliest documented form of the saying: Richard Croker, in an untitled filler item, Harrisburg Telegraph, October 30, 1893, per Quote Investigator, “Quote Origin: I Never Vote For Anybody. I Always Vote Against,” December 6, 2020 (updated March 26, 2025).

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