Who really said it
I Only Write When Inspiration Strikes. Fortunately It Strikes at Nine Every Morning
The oldest printing anyone has found is a 1966 Washington Post profile of the novelist Herman Wouk, who “likes to quote William Faulkner” saying it. That is the whole of the evidence for Faulkner: a second-hand quotation printed four years after he died, and Quote Investigator ↗ has found no direct support for it in Faulkner’s own words. Peter De Vries enters the story only in 1980, fourteen years later.
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