Context
Why the line landed
The Yankees had just lost the 1960 World Series in the most spectacular way available: on 13 October, Bill Mazeroski hit a walk-off home run in the bottom of the ninth of Game Seven, and Pittsburgh won 10–9. Five days later the club called a press conference. Co-owner Dan Topping talked about Casey’s great work and about a $160,000 profit-sharing payment, and never quite said the word. When reporters pressed, Stengel refused to help them: “Write anything you want. Quit, fired, whatever you please. I don’t care.” Then he handed them the headline anyway.
The joke works because it isn’t self-pity — it’s a man taking the organisation’s stated reason and repeating it back as an absurdity. The Yankees had said they wanted a youth programme. Stengel, seventy years old and holding ten pennants from twelve seasons, agreed that his age was the offence and promised not to repeat it. That is the whole grammar of Stengelese in one sentence: a straight face over a knife.
“Write anything you want. Quit, fired, whatever you please. I don’t care.”
What happened next
He was not done. In 1962 Stengel came back across town to manage the brand-new New York Mets, and stayed through 1965 — four seasons in which, as Wikipedia notes, the team “finished last all four years he managed it.” The Yankees, meanwhile, won the pennant in 1961 and 1962 under Ralph Houk.
The Hall of Fame elected him in 1966. He died on 29 September 1975.