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I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens

Right author — wording variant Woody Allen
Attribution status: Disputed Reuse status: In copyright

A variant of Allen’s Death: the sourced line begins “It’s not that I’m afraid to die.”

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“I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens” — Woody Allen, Death, in Without Feathers (1975); “afraid of death” is a wording variant · Verbatim: “It’s not that I’m afraid to die, I just don’t want to be there when it happens.”

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Source
Death, in Without Feathers, as transcribed by Wikiquote
Source date
1975

It’s not that I’m afraid to die, I just don’t want to be there when it happens.

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  • Wikiquote identifies the line in Death, collected in Without Feathers (1975), and transcribes the differing opening. The Google Books destination verifies edition metadata only; this research did not read the original printed page. The displayed “afraid of death” is a variant, not that transcription. Sourced play quotation ↗
  • Google Books identifies Allen, Random House, 1975 and the volume; no claim that its original page text was read. Without Feathers edition ↗

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Wording and source

A variant of Allen’s Death: the sourced line begins “It’s not that I’m afraid to die.”

Wording or translation comparison: Woody Allen Wording variant

Wikiquote identifies the line in Death, collected in Without Feathers (1975), and transcribes the differing opening. The Google Books destination verifies edition metadata only; this research did not read the original printed page. The displayed “afraid of death” is a variant, not that transcription. Evidence ↗

A variant of Allen’s Death: the sourced line begins “It’s not that I’m afraid to die.” Source trail ↗

Context

Why it mattered

The sourced form belongs to the play Death in Without Feathers. The popular version rewrites its opening, so it is best presented as a variant of a literary joke rather than a verbatim remark made on a particular public occasion.

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About Woody Allen

Woody Allen

Born 1935 · American writer and comedian

Allen’s Without Feathers collects comic prose and plays. Death supplies a fictional setting for the joke, within the wider preoccupation with mortality discussed by contemporary critics.

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Death, in Without Feathers, as transcribed by Wikiquote (1975).

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