Who really said it
It's not quite true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on
Monroe really did make this joke, and the paper trail is unusually good for a movie-star quip: it was in print by 23 June 1952, in Sheilah Graham’s syndicated Hollywood Diary, and she used it again for Bennett Cerf in Esquire in July 1953. What no source contains is this sentence pair. The 1952 columns print only the punchline, “I had the radio on”; the 1953 Esquire version runs “it’s not quite true I had nothing on: the radio was on.” The popular wording splices the two halves together.
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