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Who really said it

My girlfriend always laughs during sex — no matter what she's reading

Not Steve Jobs — actually Emo Philips Emo Philips
Attribution status: No primary Jobs source exists — and even the wording credited to him isn’t the original. Reuse status: In copyright

This is a stand-up joke by comedian Emo Philips, not a Steve Jobs line — Wikiquote files it under Jobs’ misattributed quotes ↗ and credits Philips’ comedy routines. Philips’ own wording is “My girlfriend always giggles during sex. No matter what she’s reading,” which Wikiquote places on his 1985 album E=MO²; the widely shared “laughs” version is a later paraphrase.

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“My girlfriend always laughs during sex — no matter what she's reading” Emo Philips (b. 1956), American stand-up comedian. NOT Steve Jobs: Wikiquote lists the line under Jobs' misattributed quotes and credits Philips' comedy routines; Wikiquote places it on his 1985 album E=MO². The popular "laughs" version is a later rewording. Via Quotle.info

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Still under copyright (rights held by Emo Philips; the 1985 recording E=MO² is an Epic Records release (Sony Music Entertainment)). A short, credited quote is generally fine for talks, teaching, and internal decks; for commercial, published, or large-scale reuse, get permission.

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Provenance

The joke, as Emo Philips tells it

Real author
Emo Philips (b. 1956), American stand-up comedian
Documented on
E=MO²
Album released
1 July 1985 · Epic Records · recorded live at Caroline’s, Manhattan
Steve Jobs source
None — no speech, keynote, interview or letter has ever been produced

My girlfriend always giggles during sex. No matter what she’s reading. One sentence. Two readings.

This is the wording Wikiquote records for Philips ↗ — “giggles,” not “laughs.” It is a paraprosdokian: the sentence lands one way, then the last four words reroute it. That construction is Philips’ signature device, and it is the reason the joke survives being pinned on strangers.

Wikiquote: Emo Philips

How we verified this

  • Wikiquote’s Steve Jobs page ↗ lists the line under Misattributed, noting it “has appeared rather prominently on the internet, usually without indications of a source, and is often attributed to Jobs, but it was actually part of the comedy routines of Emo Philips, who used ‘giggles’ rather than ‘laughs.’”
  • Wikiquote’s Emo Philips page ↗ carries the joke in its “giggles” form and places it under the album E=MO² (1985), Track Two.
  • Wikipedia ↗ describes Philips as an American stand-up comedian whose comedy “employs paraprosdokians delivered in a falsetto voice,” and dates E=MO² to 1985, recorded live at Caroline’s in Manhattan. Apple Music ↗ gives the release as 1 July 1985 on Epic Records.
  • The Jobs misattribution was already being debunked years before his death: an August 2007 MacRumors thread ↗ titled “Funny quote, apparently from Steve Jobs” had readers identifying Philips as the real source and flagging the “giggles”/“laughs” swap.
  • One honest caveat. Wikiquote’s two pages do not agree with each other on the album: the Emo Philips page ↗ places the joke on E=MO² (1985), while the note on the Steve Jobs page refers to the album as Emo. Neither entry carries a track-level citation, and Quotle did not resolve it against the recording itself. The attribution to Philips is solid; the exact release is not.

Fact-check

How a comedian’s punchline became a Steve Jobs quote

Two separate things went wrong here: the wrong man got the credit, and the joke got quietly rewritten on the way. Both are documented.

The whole lineSteve Jobs Wrong speaker

Jobs never said it. Wikiquote files the line under “Misattributed” ↗, noting it “has appeared rather prominently on the internet, usually without indications of a source,” and that it “was actually part of the comedy routines of Emo Philips.” No keynote, interview, letter or biography has ever been produced.

“laughs” vs. “giggles”The internet’s copy-paste chain Wrong words

Philips’ wording is “My girlfriend always giggles during sex. No matter what she’s reading” — as Wikiquote records it ↗ and as collections of his material repeat it ↗. The version credited to Jobs swaps in “laughs” and welds the two sentences into one with a dash. So the “Steve Jobs quote” is not even the original joke.

The credit, unsourcedQuote aggregators No source cited

Sites like Goodreads ↗ carry the line under Steve Jobs with no book, speech or date attached — beneath the platform’s own disclaimer that quotes are added by users and are not verified. Jobs is a name that makes a quote card travel; that is the entire mechanism.

The joke is Emo Philips’, the original word is “giggles,” and the correction is not new — readers were already debunking the Jobs credit in an August 2007 MacRumors thread ↗, four years before Jobs died.

Context

Why this one sticks to Steve Jobs

A joke this compact needs no author to survive. It is a paraprosdokian: the first clause sets a scene, the last four words retroactively demolish it. The mechanism is self-contained, so the line detaches from the stage it was told on and travels alone — and a quote travelling alone will eventually be handed a famous name by someone who assumes it must have had one.

Steve Jobs is a magnet for exactly this. He is one of the internet’s most reliable hosts for orphaned lines: clever, dry, quotable, and dead since 2011, which means nothing new can be checked against him. But the giveaway here is the timeline — the Jobs credit was already being corrected on Apple forums in 2007 ↗, while he was alive and running Apple. The misattribution did not wait for a eulogy. It just needed a joke with no name on it.

A joke that good doesn’t need an author. Which is exactly how it ends up with the wrong one.

Read the full story

Emo Philips has been on the losing end of this before. Wikipedia notes that a joke of his was voted the funniest religious joke ever in a 2005 online poll ↗ — and that routine, too, circulates widely in unsigned, reworded forms. The tighter the construction, the more portable it is; the more portable it is, the more likely it arrives somewhere wearing someone else’s name.

Note also what the misattribution costs in accuracy. The “Steve Jobs” version reads “laughs” and runs the two sentences together with a dash. Philips used “giggles” and a full stop — a beat, then the reversal. Whoever rewrote it blunted the joke slightly on the way to handing it to a man who never told it.

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The actual author

Emo Philips — the man whose joke got borrowed

Emo Philips

b. 1956 · American stand-up comedian

Born Philip Soltanec in Chicago in 1956, Emo Philips built one of the most distinctive acts in American stand-up: a childlike, fidgeting persona and a high falsetto delivering carefully engineered paraprosdokians — sentences whose final words force you to re-read everything before them. His 1985 debut album E=MO², recorded live at Caroline’s in Manhattan for Epic Records, won that year’s New Music Award for best comedy album. His jokes are so tightly built that they detach cleanly from their author and travel the internet unsigned — which is exactly how one of them ended up wearing Steve Jobs’ name.

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Attribution

Earliest documented in the stand-up routines of Emo Philips; recorded on E=MO² (New York: Epic Records, 1985). Attribution and the “giggles” wording per “Emo Philips” and “Steve Jobs” (Misattributed), Wikiquote, accessed 14 July 2026. No primary source attributes the line to Steve Jobs.

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