PolitiFact found the joke in a March 2014 post from an account explicitly disclaiming any affiliation with Murray. The investigation also shows how an unattributed internet repetition acquired apparent authority through a news slideshow. The account’s operator and the joke’s original creator remain unidentified.
“The best way to teach your kids about taxes is by eating 30% of their ice cream” Ice-cream tax joke circulated by a Bill Murray parody account; original creator unknown.
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PolitiFact found the joke in a March 2014 post from an account explicitly disclaiming any affiliation with Murray. The investigation also shows how an unattributed internet repetition acquired apparent authority through a news slideshow. The account’s operator and the joke’s original creator remain unidentified. PolitiFact investigation ↗
Documents the broader problem of parody accounts and unsupported Murray quotations; not independent proof of this joke’s origin. Related Murray account investigation ↗
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PolitiFact found the joke in a March 2014 post from an account explicitly disclaiming any affiliation with Murray. The investigation also shows how an unattributed internet repetition acquired apparent authority through a news slideshow. The account’s operator and the joke’s original creator remain unidentified. PolitiFact investigation ↗
✓A fake account’s display name does not turn its joke into the actor’s words. PolitiFact investigation ↗
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The joke uses taking a portion of a child’s dessert as an analogy for taxation. PolitiFact’s investigation distinguishes an explicitly fake Murray account from the actor himself. Repetition in a news slideshow did not supply the missing original author. PolitiFact investigation ↗
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Quotle.info. “Who really said ‘The best way to teach your kids about taxes is by eating 30% of their ice cream’?” Last verified 9 Nov 2026. https://quotle.info/who-said/the-best-way-to-teach-your-kids-about-taxes-is-by-eating-30/