The coldest winter I ever spent was a summer in San Francisco
Not Mark Twain — an anonymous joke he never saidUnknown — an evolving anonymous joke (ancestor: James Quin)SF wording — anonymous, early 20th c. · ancestral quip — James Quin, 1693–1766
Searches of Mark Twain’s published works, letters, and papers turn up no trace of this line, and Quote Investigator calls the attribution “probably spurious.” The joke is a floating witticism whose earliest ancestor is a quip by the actor James Quin (1693–1766); Twain repeated Quin’s version in an 1880 letter — but about Paris, and crediting Quin, not himself. The city-specific “San Francisco” wording is an anonymous invention from the turn of the 20th century (first aimed at Duluth, Minnesota) that was only pinned on Twain decades later.
“The coldest winter I ever spent was a summer in San Francisco” Misattributed to Mark Twain — he never wrote it. An anonymous joke descended from actor James Quin's 1700s quip; Twain only repeated Quin's version about Paris.
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Provenance
The line Twain never wrote
Verdict
Misattributed to Mark Twain — found in none of his works or letters
Ancestral quip
James Quin (1693–1766), via Horace Walpole’s 1789 letter
Twain’s real line
Letter to Lucius Fairchild, 28 April 1880 — Quin’s jest applied to Paris
“San Francisco” wording
Anonymous; city versions (Duluth first) appear by c. 1900–1901
“The coldest winter I ever spent was a summer in San Francisco.”
What Twain actually wrote, in an 1880 letter from Paris, was a retelling of an older joke he credited to another man: “More than a hundred years ago somebody asked Quin, ‘Did you ever see such a winter in all your life before?’ ‘Yes,’ said he, ‘Last summer.’”
The famous San Francisco sentence appears nowhere in Twain’s writings; the 1880 Paris passage is the closest genuine Twain text, and even it points to James Quin.
Quote Investigator concludes the Twain attribution is “probably spurious” and that Twain likely never used the current-day phrasing about any city.
Wordorigins.org agrees: “Twain never said it, or at least it doesn’t appear in any of his published works or extant letters and papers.”
The germ of the joke is the actor James Quin’s reply about a bad winter — “Yes, just such an one last summer” — recorded in a 1789 letter by Horace Walpole.
The city-specific version first mocked Duluth, Minnesota (a 1900 newspaper already called it “that mouldy chestnut”) before drifting onto San Francisco.
The exact San Francisco wording is an anonymous joke with no identifiable author or first-publication of record, so no copyright status can be responsibly asserted. Its ancestral quip (James Quin, via Horace Walpole’s 1789 letter) and Twain’s genuine 1880 Paris letter are both long in the public domain, but the celebrated sentence itself is a rootless, evolving witticism.
Fact-check
How Twain got the credit
This is one of the most reliably misattributed lines in American folklore — a floating joke pinned on Mark Twain simply because he is a magnet for orphaned witticisms.
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The famous wordingMark Twain Misattributed
No such sentence appears in Twain’s books, letters, or papers. Quote Investigator rates the Twain attribution “probably spurious,” and Wordorigins.org finds it in none of his extant writings.
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The genuine Twain textMark Twain (1880 letter) Real, but about Paris
In an 1880 letter Twain did use this style of joke — “More than a hundred years ago somebody asked Quin… ‘Yes,’ said he, ‘Last summer’” — aimed at Paris and openly crediting James Quin, not San Francisco or himself.
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The real ancestorJames Quin (1693–1766) Origin of the quip
The oldest recorded form is Quin’s reply about a harsh winter — “Yes, just such an one last summer” — preserved in a 1789 Horace Walpole letter. Even so, Quin never said “San Francisco.”
✓The line is an anonymous 20th-century joke — first aimed at Duluth, Minnesota, before San Francisco — descended from James Quin’s 1700s quip; Twain merely retold Quin’s version about Paris, and the SF sentence was only pinned on him decades later.
Context
Why this one sticks to Twain
San Francisco’s fog-bound, wind-whipped summers make the joke feel earned, and the city has embraced it as an unofficial motto — which is exactly why it keeps getting a famous author’s signature. As the misattribution scholar Ralph Keyes put it, any orphan line with a hint of drollness tends to end up in Twain’s mouth.
The irony is that the real chain of custody is more interesting than the myth: an 18th-century actor’s ad-lib, a Walpole letter, a Twain aside about a rainy Paris, and a century of newspaper writers swapping in whichever cold city was handy — Duluth, Milwaukee, Buffalo, and finally San Francisco.
“Twain never said it — it doesn’t appear in any of his published works or extant letters.”
The joke’s travels before San Francisco
The city-specific version first mocked Duluth, Minnesota; a 1900 newspaper already dismissed it as “that mouldy chestnut,” showing it was a tired joke before San Francisco ever entered the picture.
Twain’s name was first attached to a Duluth version in the late 1920s, and a 1960s psychology textbook is among the earliest sources to fasten the San Francisco wording specifically onto him.
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1693–1766 · English stage actor · the ancestral coldest-winter quip
James Quin was one of the leading actors of the London stage in the first half of the 18th century, famed for his declamatory style and his sharp wit off the boards. The germ of the “coldest winter” joke — his deadpan reply that the worst winter he could recall was “last summer” — was recorded by Horace Walpole in a 1789 letter. Over the next century the quip was retold about city after city; Mark Twain passed it along (about Paris, crediting Quin) in 1880, and only much later did an anonymous San Francisco version get falsely stamped with Twain’s name.
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Quote Investigator
Garson O’Toole (Quote Investigator), “The Coldest Winter I Ever Spent Was a Summer in San Francisco,” QuoteInvestigator.com, 30 November 2011; cf. Wordorigins.org, “the coldest winter … San Francisco.” Ancestral quip: James Quin, recorded in Horace Walpole’s letter of July 1789.
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