Who really said it
The only reason for time is so that everything doesn't happen at once
Not Einstein. The joke belongs to Ray Cummings, a pulp science-fiction writer who put it in the mouth of a character in The Girl in the Golden Atom, published in All-Story Weekly on 15 March 1919, and used it again in ‘The Time Professor’ in Argosy All-Story Weekly on 8 January 1921. His wording is tighter than the version now in circulation: ‘Time is what keeps everything from happening at once.’ No Einstein source of any kind has ever been produced, and Princeton University Press’s The Ultimate Quotable Einstein files it under ‘Probably Not By Einstein.’
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