The chain is unusually easy to see. In 1981 Norman narrates the wish. In 1992 the media scholar Jib Fowles retells it in Starstruck, still as narration: Lennon “confided to an old chum” that he would love a quiet pint. In 2000 a Let’s Go: Europe travel guide is, on Quote Investigator’s evidence, the first to put the words inside quotation marks — and gives them as “not being able to get a quiet pint at the Phil”. In 2008 an Observer pub piece supplies the “price of fame” framing, but as reported speech, and says “for a drink”. The sentence that now circulates has the 2008 framing welded to the 1981 pint — a combination that appears in none of them.
Norman himself did not hold the detail steady. When he revised Shout! in 2005 he dropped the Philharmonic altogether and set the longed-for pint in Ye Cracke, under the mural of Wellington meeting Blücher. A quote whose own earliest source changes the pub between editions is not a quote anyone should be putting in quotation marks.
The beer writers Jessica Boak and Ray Bailey went looking for a primary source in 2013 and came up empty, wondering aloud whether the real author was “a clever brewery PR man or pub landlord”. Their query is what prompted Quote Investigator to take the case; QI’s guess is that the testimony began with Bill Harry, who wrote prolifically about the Beatles, but no Harry article or interview carrying the line has yet been found.