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The years are too short, the days are too long

Attributed to Joseph Heller
Attribution status: Attributed Reuse status: In copyright

Wikiquote lists this sentence under Heller’s Something Happened. Its contrast between days and years is a literary quotation, not a separately documented autobiographical remark. Source and attribution evidence ↗

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“The years are too short, the days are too long” — Joseph Heller

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Something Happened (1974)
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  • Wikiquote lists this sentence under Heller’s Something Happened. Its contrast between days and years is a literary quotation, not a separately documented autobiographical remark. Source and attribution evidence ↗
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About Joseph Heller

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Joseph Heller wrote Something Happened. The short sentence about years and days is cited as part of that novel, rather than sourced to a separate interview.

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Something Happened (1974). See the linked evidence for the wording and attribution limitations.

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