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There are three sorts of people: the living, the dead, and those at sea
The line is genuinely ancient, but it belongs to Anacharsis, not Aristotle. It is preserved by Diogenes Laërtius in the Lives of the Eminent Philosophers: asked whether the living or the dead were more numerous, Anacharsis answered with a question — ‘Under which head do you class those who are at sea?’ Note what the modern version does to it. The original is a needle: a refusal to accept the terms of the question. The famous rewrite flattens it into a tidy statement of three categories, loses the joke, and hands it to a more famous Greek.
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