1948 — A classified advertisement in the Amarillo Daily News (21 October) prints “Things are more like they are right now than they ever have been,” ascribed to “some crazy guy” — the earliest appearance Quote Investigator has found ↗.
1962–1966 — QI tracks it through a Texas column by Cayce Moore (jokingly credited to a “Committee in Washington”), a March 1963 column by Rod Riggs in the Ames Daily Tribune with no attribution, a 1963 epigram collection crediting a fictional character, and a Minnesota paper crediting an unidentified speaker in Houston.
1969 — It appears in a University of Virginia graffiti collection under “Word Play.” In December, Esquire prints the first known credit to Eisenhower.
1971–1982 — The poet Howard Nemerov passes it on hedged (“President Eisenhower is reported to have said…”); Whole Grains: A Book of Quotations (1973) prints it flatly under his name; sports columnist Ira Berkow (1974) says Ike used it while president; Robert Byrne’s The 637 Best Things Anybody Ever Said (1982) credits Eisenhower.
1983–1986 — A Connecticut newspaper gives the line to Gerald Ford, and New York magazine repeats the Ford version. QI finds no evidence for either president.