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We Don't Know Who Discovered Water, But We Know It Wasn't a Fish
Einstein did write a sentence built on the same image, but it is not this one. His three-paragraph essay Self-Portrait, dated 1936 and published in English in Out of My Later Years, asks: “What does a fish know about the water in which he swims all his life?” The wording people actually quote is a different sentence with a different joke in it. Its earliest close match appears in April 1966, in Howard Gossage’s Ramparts article “Understanding Marshall McLuhan”, where it is credited not to McLuhan but to Father John Culkin of Fordham: “We don’t know who it was discovered water, but we’re pretty sure it wasn’t a fish.” McLuhan himself used the saying from November 1966 onward and each time credited it to “someone” or “a wit”. Quote Investigator ↗ notes that even Culkin’s authorship is not firmly established.
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