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Writing equals ass in chair

Attributed to Stephen King
Attribution status: Attributed Reuse status: Rights unconfirmed

QI documents this exact King attribution in a 2002 book about yoga. It also traces older seat-of-the-pants advice; a primary King source remains unconfirmed.

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“Writing equals ass in chair” — Attributed to Stephen King in a secondary source; exact primary source unconfirmed.

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Secondary King attribution in a 2002 book
Status
QI documents exact wording credited to King in 2002 but not a primary King text or speech. Earlier Mary Heaton Vorse advice is related, not proof she coined this wording.

Writing equals ass in chair.

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  • QI records the exact attribution and distinguishes its older family of sayings. QI investigation ↗
  • Vorse is relevant to an older form of the advice, not proven authorship of this exact line. Vorse background ↗

The exact wording has not been tied to a dated original edition. No public-domain status is asserted; the excerpt is used briefly for attribution and criticism.

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Popular creditMary Heaton Vorse

QI supports her connection with older wording; it does not assign this exact sentence to her. Wording history ↗

Popular creditOliver Stone

A later indirect attribution is also documented, without establishing his authorship. Later attribution ↗

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About Stephen King

Stephen King

born 1947 · American novelist

Stephen King is an American novelist and short-story writer. This blunt writing maxim is credited to him in a secondary source, but a first-hand King source for the exact phrase was not established.

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Secondary King attribution in a 2002 book. See the linked research; a primary edition of the displayed wording has not been independently confirmed.

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