Who really said it
A Man Is a Fool If He Drinks Before He Reaches Fifty, and a Fool If He Doesn't Drink Afterward
Wright really did say a version of this out loud — he is quoted delivering it in the New York Times Magazine of 22 June 1958, explaining his single pre-dinner Irish whisky. But he did not invent it: Quote Investigator ↗ finds the same saying in print as anonymous medical advice by 1900, and hypothesises that Wright (like William Faulkner, who used a version of it too) heard it from a doctor. The exact wording asked about here is not Wright’s either: it is the slightly altered form Evan Esar printed under Wright’s name in 20,000 Quips and Quotes in 1968.
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