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Don't Bend; Don't Water It Down; Don't Try to Make It Logical; Don't Edit Your Own Soul According to the Fashion

Written by Anne Rice 1941–2021 · American novelist
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Anne Rice wrote these words in her foreword to a 1995 Schocken Books collection of Franz Kafka’s stories — describing what Kafka’s example taught her, not quoting him. Quote Investigator located the passage on page 3 of that foreword from library scans, and Rice herself confirmed authorship in 2015.

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“Don't Bend; Don't Water It Down; Don't Try to Make It Logical; Don't Edit Your Own Soul According to the Fashion” Don’t bend; don’t water it down; don’t try to make it logical; don’t edit your own soul according to the fashion. Rather, follow your most intense obsessions mercilessly. — Anne Rice, foreword to Franz Kafka, “The Metamorphosis, In the Penal Colony, and Other Stories” (New York: Schocken Books, 1995), 3. Often misattributed to Franz Kafka. Via Quotle.info

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The source

Work
The Metamorphosis, In the Penal Colony, and Other Stories
Where
Foreword by Anne Rice, page 3 (foreword dated June 1995)
Publication
Schocken Books, New York, 1995 · ISBN 0805210571
Translation
Kafka’s stories translated by Willa and Edwin Muir — but this sentence is Rice’s own English, not a translation

Kafka became a model for me, a continuing inspiration. … Don’t bend; don’t water it down; don’t try to make it logical; don’t edit your own soul according to the fashion. Rather, follow your most intense obsessions mercilessly. middle sentence elided

Rice used no quotation marks anywhere in this passage, because she was not quoting Kafka — she was describing what his work seemed to be telling her to do. That absence of quotation marks is precisely what let the sentence travel as if it were his.

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How we verified this

  • Quote Investigator ↗ traced the passage to page 3 of Anne Rice’s foreword and reports the 1995 citation was “verified with scans” obtained through the Beaufort County Library system of South Carolina.
  • Penguin Random House’s own catalogue record for ISBN 9780805210576 ↗ lists the Schocken edition as “Foreword by Anne Rice” and “Translated by Willa and Edwin Muir”, published 14 November 1995.
  • Wikiquote ↗ files the line in Kafka’s “Misattributed” section, noting it is confirmed to be from Anne Rice.
  • The error is still live: the Goodreads quote page ↗ continues to credit Franz Kafka, with no source named.
In copyright

This sentence comes from Anne Rice’s foreword, first published by Schocken Books in 1995 — comfortably inside copyright in the United States. Kafka’s own German texts are long in the public domain and the Muir translations are of their own era, but none of that touches Rice’s foreword, which is a separate 1995 work by an identifiable author. Quoted here briefly for identification and comment.

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Fact-check

Credited to Kafka almost everywhere

This is a misattribution that runs backwards from the usual pattern: the quotation is genuine and the author is real, but the name attached to it online is almost always the wrong one. Because Anne Rice wrote the sentence inside a book of Franz Kafka’s stories, Kafka got the credit.

Franz Kafka Not Kafka

Rice was paraphrasing what Kafka’s example seemed to tell her, and used no quotation marks because she was not quoting him. Quote Investigator reports that it located no substantive evidence that Kafka said or wrote the passage ↗.

Russell Brand, Booky Wook 2: This Time It’s Personal (HarperCollins, 2010) Kafka credit in print

Quote Investigator records the line as the epigraph on the first page of the 2010 sequel, attributed there to Franz Kafka ↗ — the enquiry that prompted the investigation in the first place.

Goodreads Still wrong today

Quote Investigator dates a Kafka credit on Goodreads to 2009; the page still reads “― Franz Kafka” ↗, with no book or page given. Goodreads notes that community quotes are not verified.

Rice settled it herself. In a Facebook message dated 26 June 2015, quoted in full by Quote Investigator ↗, she wrote that a remark from her introduction to a Kafka collection was “being attributed worldwide to Kafka” — and that they were her own words.

Context

Why this one travelled

The sentence is a novelist’s attempt to say what another novelist taught her — and because Anne Rice wrote it without quotation marks, inside a book with Franz Kafka’s name on the cover, it escaped into the world wearing his name instead of hers. It reads like Kafka giving advice. It is actually Rice explaining what she heard Kafka saying.

When Quote Investigator reached her in June 2015, Rice found the whole thing funny rather than annoying. Her own account is the cleanest summary anyone has managed: she had written a short introduction to a Kafka collection, and a line about Kafka’s influence on her had come back to her from all over the internet as a line by Kafka.

Those are my words struggling to define the impression Kafka’s example made on me!

How a foreword turned into a Kafka quotation

A foreword is a structurally dangerous place to write a memorable sentence. The paraphrase sits a few pages from the author’s own text, in the author’s own book, and once it is lifted out of the page nothing in the words themselves says which of the two writers is speaking.

Quote Investigator’s chronology shows how far it got before anyone checked: a Goodreads entry credited it to Kafka in 2009, and by 2010 it stood as the epigraph on the first page of Russell Brand’s memoir Booky Wook 2, credited to Kafka there too. A Kafka birthday post on an Anne Rice fan page in July 2013 — crediting Kafka — is the neatest illustration of how thoroughly the real author had been written out.

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Quote Investigator: the full investigationquoteinvestigator.com

Traces the line to Anne Rice’s 1995 foreword (verified from library scans), documents the Kafka misattributions, and reproduces Rice’s own 2015 confirmation.
Wikiquote: Franz Kafka — Misattributeden.wikiquote.org

Lists the quotation under Kafka’s “Misattributed” section, noting it is confirmed to be from Anne Rice.
Publisher record for the 1995 Schocken editionpenguinrandomhousehighereducation.com

Penguin Random House’s catalogue entry for ISBN 9780805210576: Schocken imprint, foreword by Anne Rice, stories translated by Willa and Edwin Muir.
Scan of the Schocken 1995 editionarchive.org

Borrowable scan catalogued as Schocken Books, 1995, ISBN 0805210571 — the edition carrying Rice’s foreword.
The Goodreads page still crediting Kafkagoodreads.com

The community quote page that helped spread the error; as of September 2026 it still carries the line under Kafka’s name with no source.
Anne Riceen.wikipedia.org

Biography and life dates (4 October 1941 – 11 December 2021) for the author who actually wrote the sentence.

The real author

Who was Anne Rice?

Anne Rice

1941–2021 · American novelist · The Vampire Chronicles

Anne Rice (born Howard Allen Frances O’Brien in New Orleans, 4 October 1941; died 11 December 2021) was an American author of Gothic fiction, erotic literature and Bible fiction, best known for Interview with the Vampire and the rest of The Vampire Chronicles. She wrote occasional forewords and introductions to other writers’ books, including a 1995 Schocken Books edition of Kafka’s stories. It is that foreword — not any novel — that produced the sentence the internet spent years crediting to Kafka.

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Primary source

Anne Rice, foreword to The Metamorphosis, In the Penal Colony, and Other Stories, by Franz Kafka, trans. Willa and Edwin Muir (New York: Schocken Books, 1995), 3. Foreword dated June 1995.

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