The joke goes back to Irwin’s 1928 novel Fire Down Below (p. 109), where Bloomsbury is “a circle … composed of a few squares where all the couples are triangles.” The polished “lived in squares, painted in circles and loved in triangles” is a later embellishment found in none of Woolf’s writings, and the Virginia Woolf Society of Great Britain lists it as a misattribution.
“They lived in squares, painted in circles and loved in triangles” Not Virginia Woolf. The joke began with Margaret Irwin: “a few squares where all the couples are triangles,” Fire Down Below (London: William Heinemann, 1928), p. 109. The “painted in circles … loved in triangles” wording is a later embellishment. (Quotle.info) · Verbatim: “It is a circle, my fair child, composed of a few squares where all the couples are triangles.”
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Provenance
Where the joke really comes from
Work
Fire Down Below
Author
Margaret Irwin (novel; not Virginia Woolf)
Published
William Heinemann, London, 1928 — p. 109
Found by
Stuart N. Clarke, Virginia Woolf Bulletin 57 (January 2018)
“Where’s that, Father?” “It is a circle, my fair child, composed of a few squares where all the couples are triangles.” “Perry dear what are you saying?”
Fire Down Below (1928), p. 109
In the novel the character Peregrine is describing “Gloomsbury.” Irwin’s line has the squares, the triangles and even a “circle” (here meaning a social set), but it does not say “painted” or “loved.” Those words came later.
1928: Margaret Irwin’s novel Fire Down Below, p. 109, describes Bloomsbury as “a circle … composed of a few squares where all the couples are triangles.” Stuart N. Clarke tracked the passage down at the British Library (Clarke, Virginia Woolf Miscellany 92 ↗).
1941: Kingsley Martin’s “A London Diary” column in the New Statesman and Nation credits “Margaret Irwin” with calling Bloomsbury the place where “all the couples were triangles and lived in squares” (Quote Investigator ↗).
1970s onward: Quote Investigator dates the “love” version to the 1970s; its example is a 1979 Southwest Review piece about “living in squares and loving in triangles.” Its only “painting in circles” example is a 2015 Daily Express article. QI names Irwin as “the leading candidate” (Quote Investigator ↗).
Woolf’s own society: The Virginia Woolf Society of Great Britain lists “lived in squares, painted in circles and loved in triangles” as “sometimes attributed to Woolf, but normally to Dorothy Parker,” and gives Irwin’s 1928 novel as the source (VWSGB Misquotations ↗).
No one can be named as the author of the popular wording: it is an embellishment of Irwin’s joke that built up over time, so Quotle.info does not claim a rights status for it. Irwin’s own line comes from Fire Down Below, a novel first published in 1928.
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Who gets the credit, and why it's wrong
The joke is often credited to Bloomsbury’s most famous writer or to America’s most quoted wit. The documented trail leads to neither of them.
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Popular creditVirginia Woolf Wrong
Woolf lived in Bloomsbury’s Tavistock Square, which may be why the joke drifts to her. Her author society lists this exact wording as “sometimes attributed to Woolf” and points to Irwin’s novel as the source (VWSGB ↗).
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Most common creditDorothy Parker Unsupported
Clarke writes that the line “has been attributed to Dorothy Parker, but no one has ever been able to track it down and verify it” (Clarke ↗). Quote Investigator’s example of the Parker credit is a 2015 book by Amy Licence (QI ↗).
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Scholarly creditKingsley Martin Passed it on
A 1973 biography credited the editor Kingsley Martin, but in his 1941 column he had already credited Margaret Irwin (QI ↗).
✓The joke started with Margaret Irwin’s 1928 novel Fire Down Below. The “painted in circles” and “loved in triangles” parts were added later (Quote Investigator ↗).
Context
Why the geometry stuck
The pun works on two levels. Bloomsbury’s writers and painters lived in its London squares: Quote Investigator notes that Leonard and Virginia Woolf lived in Tavistock Square and Vanessa and Clive Bell in Gordon Square. Their love lives famously ran in threes. Irwin made the joke in passing in a 1928 novel, and repeating it turned it into a neat three-part slogan.
The added “painted in circles” nods to the group’s artists. The circle was in Irwin’s original all along, but there it meant a social set, not a style of painting.
“A circle … composed of a few squares where all the couples are triangles.” — Margaret Irwin, 1928
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Margaret Emma Faith Irwin was a London-born novelist best known for historical fiction such as Young Bess. Her fourth novel, Fire Down Below (1928), is a satire with a passing dig at “Gloomsbury,” and that dig is the earliest known form of the squares-and-triangles joke.
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Earliest documented source
Margaret Irwin, Fire Down Below (London: William Heinemann, 1928), 109; identified by Stuart N. Clarke, “‘squares where all the couples are triangles,’” Virginia Woolf Bulletin 57 (January 2018): 42–45, reprinted in Virginia Woolf Miscellany 92 (Fall 2017/Winter 2018): 38–39.
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