Dorothy Parker
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8 quotes we’ve traced to Dorothy Parker
“Excuse my dust”
Verified“There's a hell of a distance between wise-cracking and wit”
Verified“Age before beauty. Pearls before swine”
Attributed“If all the girls who attended the Yale prom were laid end to end, I wouldn't be at all surprised”
Attributed“Money cannot buy health, but I'd settle for a diamond-studded wheelchair”
Attributed“You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think”
Attributed“You can't teach an old dogma new tricks”
Attributed“Seventy-two suburbs in search of a city”
DisputedNot actually Dorothy Parker
Often misattributed to Dorothy Parker
Famous lines widely pinned on Dorothy Parker that we’ve traced to someone else.
“I'd rather have a free bottle in front of me than a prefrontal lobotomy”
actually Carlton W. Berenda
“If you want to know what the Lord God thinks of money, just look at those to whom he gives it”
actually Martin Luther
“Seventy-two suburbs in search of a city”
actually Unknown
“The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity”
actually Ellen Parr
“This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force”
actually Bill Miller
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