Oscar Wilde

1854–1900 · Irish poet, playwright & aphorist

Oscar Wilde (16 October 1854 – 30 November 1900) was an Irish poet, novelist and playwright, and one of the most quoted wits in English. His comedies — Lady Windermere’s Fan, A Woman of No Importance, An Ideal Husband and The Importance of Being Earnest — are built out of reversible epigrams, and The Picture of Dorian Gray and De Profundis remain widely read. That reputation is exactly why unowned jokes gravitate to him: a line only has to sound like Wilde to be filed as Wilde. This one appears in none of the fifteen Wilde texts searchable on Project Gutenberg — the plays, Dorian Gray, Intentions, De Profundis and the stories — and no Wilde source has ever been produced for it.

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20 quotes we’ve traced to Oscar Wilde

“A cynic is a man who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing”

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“A man who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing”

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“Absinthe: After the First Glass, You See Things As You Wish They Were”

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“Anybody can sympathise with the sufferings of a friend, but it requires a very fine nature—it requires, in fact, the nature of a true Individualist—to sympathise with a friend's success”

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“The truth is rarely pure and never simple”

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“The world is a stage, but the play is badly cast”

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“There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about”

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“We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars”

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“I Have the Simplest Tastes; I Am Always Satisfied with the Best”

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“It Is the Best Play I Ever Slept Through”

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“A pessimist is one who, when he has the choice of two evils, chooses both”

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“Be yourself; everyone else is already taken”

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“Everything in the world is about sex, except sex. Sex is about power”

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“I don't want to go to heaven. None of my friends are there”

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“I have nothing to declare except my genius”

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“Life Is Too Important To Be Taken Seriously”

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“Niagara Falls: The First Great Disappointment in Married Life”

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“There is a Conspiracy of Silence Against Me. What Should I Do, Oscar?" "Join It”

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“True friends stab you in the front”

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“You don't love someone for their looks, or their clothes, or their fancy car, but because they sing a song only you can hear”

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